From January to November, 2001, 30 players joined hands to play an experimental online game known as the Global Thunder World Leader Game. Finally, after more than 10 months of plotting, planning, conniving and dealmaking, we have now determined who should join the pantheon of great leaders. The following is the official ranking of the players. Their standing is based on two criteria: whether they achieved their stated game goal, and the number of military, economic or political points they acquired during the game while meeting their goal.

For complete details on the scoring of each country, take a look at the Country Standings Spreadsheet. Or download the Excel version. (This should be viewable on either a PC or a Mac, as long as you have Excel or an Excel demo/viewer -- available for free off the internet.)


The World Leader Game ends in victory for Presidente Diablo Del Fuego,

the leader of Argentina!

1st Place -- Argentina

Name of Player: Luis Maldonado

Achievement: Captured the Falkland Islands

Net points scored: 4

 

Argentine children pay homage to their beloved Presidente, one day after Argentina's victory over Great Britain.

After coming to power by mysterious means through a somewhat contested election, Diablo Del Fuego set about solidifying his support among the people by taking a leadership role in world affairs by offering to send a peacekeeping force to Angola under the auspices of the UN. This was actually just a ruse for an even grander plan: the seizing of the Falkland Islands! Using the peacekeeping force as a decoy to lure away nosey U.S. and British subs and satellites, Del Fuego was secretly sending the real invasion force by train to the tip of Cape Horn where they prepared to launch an amphibious invasion on the Falklands. By the time the empty amphibious ships reached Africa the real invasion was already under way. Britain, surprised and shocked by the well-executed invasion, struck back three weeks later, which is when the Falklands war truly began to escalate. But Del Fuego's strong air force and highly mobil ground forces (thanks to Del Fuego specifying APCs over tanks or hummers for better routing of enemy SAS units) were trained and ready for the the fight. In less than five days, Del Fuego's army and air force -- under the shrewd leadership of his experienced generals, shocked the world by destroying the British landing force and sinking their largest amphibious carrier, the HMS Ocean as well as surrounding two battalions of British forces after they landed on shore. A desperate, high-risk paratrooper assault by the British was scrubbed at the last minute when the Argentine Army commander ordered SAMs to be the first reinforcement element to be shipped to the island. The situation for the British was hopeless; they sued for peace and signed over the Falklands the following day. The President was showered with ticker tape parades throughout the following week, receiving a 100% approval rating in the polls. (Political analysts claim that this figure has been tampered with, however, and that the real figure is only 90%, but this is still the highest level of acclaim any Communist leader has received in several decades.) Presidente Del Fuego is now considered a beacon of hope among developing Latin American nations who resent US capitalist imperialism. Politically, Del Fuego will most certainly be a thorn in the side of the U.S. and Britain in years to come.

 

 


 

2nd Place -- Angola

Name of Player: Tom Jerrell

Main achievement: Destroyed UNITA

Net points scored: 4

General Yuhu has made a mockery of the UN from day one, and continues to do so. It is said that his corrupt secret police have been stealing the UN aid packages in the past and ransoming it back to the sick, starving peasants for whatever tiny amount of money they have left. (Those who have no money are given no care.) This went on for far longer than anyone expected due to bickering between UN members as to who would escort the supplies to Angola. Even more successful was Yuhu's military campaign into neighboring Namibia, where his forces destroyed the supply base to UNITA freedom fighters all under the nose of the UN (the UN forces were not in a good position to counter such a strategy.) While his forces were there, it is rumored -- but not proven -- that Yuhu helped himself to millions of dollars worth of uncut diamonds which were later sold on the Black Market. By the time the US was able to lead a coalition of forces into Namibia, Yuhu very adroitly pulled his forces back.

Meanwhile, with UNITA's supply base gone, Yuhu's home army was able to mop up the final pockets of resistance and capture their leaders without much trouble, thus vanquishing the only political threat to his rule. Some have speculated that Yuhu is living dangerously, and that he may not be far away from a CIA-sponsored sniper's bullet. But he appears to be protected by his bodyguards, and the fact that there is no viable leader to take over even if he should be somehow eliminated. It appears, for now, however, that Yuhu has quite simpy gotten away with murder, and robbery as well. UN forces still patrol his country, but most feel that this is only temporary due to other pressures around the world that are calling these forces back home.

3rd Place -- Honduras

Name of Player: Heraldo Makrakis

Main achievement: Defeated the Leftist"Contras."

Net points scored: 3

Presidente Heraldo Makrakis of Honduras was not a likely candidate for high honors among the pantheon of world leaders. To begin with his country was beset by poverty, and alas, still is. Worse, his rule was being increasingly challenged by a Leftist guerilla movement (the Contras) which was growing in power each day. The Contras were not militarily powerful but they had many advantages. For one they resided in the jungles and hills where their positions were difficult to locate. They were also expert in the art of guerilla tactics, which worked extremely well on the remote roads between Honduran base camps. The almost-daily rocket-grendade attacks or machine gun ambushes were beginning to affect the morale of the Honduran policia, which seemed helpless. This began to shake the confidence of the the people, and many thought it was only a matter of time.

The main source of the Contra's power, was the arms shipments they were getting, reportedly from Cuba. Try as they might, however, the Honduran government was not able to determine how these supplies were entering the country, probably due to the thick vegetation and lack of high-tech reconnaissance assets. But on New Year's Day, with the help of shared intelligence from the US obtained by spy satellites, the Honduran government finally found and destroyed the main Contra supply base. More supplies were not forthcoming, perhaps because US ships were reportedly watching Cuban harbors too closely. With the supplies drying up, it was only a matter of time before El Presidente was able to root out and destroy the Contras, eliminating the only threat to his rule. The people, now feeling much safer, all appear to support him.

 

4th Place -- Israel

Name of Player: Henk Stoffers

Main achievement: Defeated Syria

Net points scored: 2

President Stoffers of Israel performed masterfully as a leader, destroying one of Israel's most threatening of their sworn enemies, Syria. With relentless air strikes piloted by well-trained pilots, the Israeli Air Force soon reduced Syria's armored divisions to smoldering steel.

Some say that the real reason for the defeat was Syria's inability to gain more support from the other members of the SILI coaltion -- Iraq, Libya and Iran. According to rumors, internal bickering and petty rivalry within the coalition prevented this from happening. This left Syria's army flapping in the wind, as their long columns of advancing tanks were constantly spotted by the Israeli Air force and soon destroyed.

Syria did manage to ally itself with Libya, briefly, which led to perhaps the only setback of the entire war for Israel. This occurred when a large number of Libyan jets suddenly entered the war on the side of Syria, an event that had not been factored in by Israel's generals and which had not been predicted or detected by US intelligence services (even though many political analysts think the clues were there to be found, if they had searched hard enough.).

In the end, Israel's Air Force increased its level of skill and the popularity of the Israeli leader went up appreciably.

Tied for 5th Place --

China

Played by: Kenneth Chan

Net points scored: 1

 

Indonesia

Played by: Steve LaCourse

Net points scored: 1

 

North Korea

Played by: Brian Rock (aka "Rocky")

Net points scored: 1

 


6th Place --

Taiwan

Played by: Greg Anderson

Net points scored: 0


Tied for 7th Place --

Australia

Played by: Phil Sanderson

Net points scored: 0

 

Philippines

Played by: Daniel Lam

Net points scored: 0


Tied for 8th Place --

Bulgaria

Played by: Maurizio Bragaglia

Net points scored: 0

 

Chile

Played by: David Bell

Net points scored: 0

 

Cuba

Played by: John Reinertsen

Net points scored: 0

Egypt

Played by: Magnus

Net points scored: 0

 

Iran

Played by: Martin James

Net points scored: 0

 

Japan

Played by: Jim Moorman

Net points scored: 0

 

Libya

Played by: Stephane Mariani

Net points scored: 0

 

Saudi Arabia

Played by: Andy Brainard

Net points scored: 0


Tied for 9th Place --

Iraq

Played by: David Anderswon

Net points scored: -1

 

United States

Played by: Umpire

Net points scored: -1

 


Tied for 10th Place --

India

Played by: Ben Hutchings

Net points scored: -1

 

Pakistan

Played by: Gary Heverly

Net points scored: -1

 

Somalia

Played by: Various players, Umpire

Net points scored: -1

 


11th Place --

Syria

Played by: Tom Schaub

Net points scored: -4

 


12th Place --

Yugoslavia

Played by: Andrew James

Net points scored: -5

 


13th Place --

Poland

Played by: Umpire

Net points scored: -6